More BlueNosed antics…

Vandals leave groundsman ‘numb’

Birmingham City’s head groundsman has said the vandalism at St Andrews following the club’s relegation from the Premier League has left him ‘numb’.

The set of goals at the Tilton Road end was broken as angry fans ran onto the pitch after the win over Blackburn, causing £3,000 worth of damage.

“I realise now that it wasn’t the genuine fans,” Martin Kelly told the club’s website.

“I watched it happening and felt totally numb.”

Kelly added: “Regardless of what those people were thinking at the time, to go onto their own club’s pitch and vandalise the goals was completely wrong.

“I still can’t take it in.”

Birmingham City are working closely with West Midlands Police to try and identify those responsible.

CCTV footage has already been handed over to the force’s football intelligence department with banning orders ready for anyone found guilty.

Are they the “funniest club in all of footballdom?

An interesting piece contributed by Villa Fan, Stained Glass Windows in The Trinity…
A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE BOARD OF BIRMINGHAM CITY – BY DAVID SULLIVAN  – BlueNose Co-Owner…

I’ll never forget Sir Alan Sugar telling Tottenham Hotspur supporters when they demonstrated against him that they were chasing away their best friend.

That’s how I felt Sunday. Yes we have been relegated, statistically likely after promotion, by the narrowest margin of one point.

Yes, we let Steve Bruce go and, yes, we took £3 million in compensation.

But the same people shouting against David Gold and I are the same few hundred that sent me letters begging me to sack Steve after he had lost six out of seven of his final games with the club.

These were the same few hundred that also sent me thank-you letters when we invested £9 million in bringing Alex McLeish, James McFadden, David Murphy and loan star Mauro Zarate to the club.

In yesterday’s paper, Professor John Samuels made a number of points and I would reply that professors are great THEORISTS. In the real world it’s not so easy.

Often you offer players more money (e.g. Gary Cahill) but he chose to go to another club.

The Professor feels we should have matched Sunderland’s expenditure, but does not indicate where the money should come from. IN ADDITION, the last time a Professor ran a football club (Leeds United), we all saw what happened!

Just because he’s a Professor, it’s an impressive ACADEMIC title, it doesn’t mean he could cut it in the business world. For the record I’m an Economics scholar from LondonUniversity and hold a BSc (Hons) in Economics.

Football is a passion. I know that – it’s in the blood. I do not think I can be blamed for not being born a Blues supporter, but I match each of you for the passion I have for the club. I have put in my life, my time, time away from my family and my other businesses, to make Blues the best I can to my ability. In just over 15 years I have missed only one home game and under 20 away league matches.

Maybe for some of you my ability is not good enough. Some of you hate my honesty and bluntness. I make no excuses I am who I am. I am not a spin doctor or marketing genius. I am honest. I’ll tell you the truth, even if it hurts. Pat Murphy said Steve spent only £22 million net during his time as manager, the truth is that its £49.5 million net.

I would also highlight that for the new players bought at the start of the 2007-08 season the club spent in excess of £9.5million with regards to their wages, sign-on fees and contracted bonuses, plus the £9 million we spent on transfers.

In hindsight – and hindsight is a great thing – had we signed Cahill in January we might have stayed up. We have not kept a cleansheet since the Middlesbrough game on December 26th! However, what can you do if a player doesn’t want to live in Birmingham or play for BCFC?

We offered him £2k a week more than Bolton, but he chose Bolton. The reaction of the supporters on Sunday, in a game where we beat the seventh best team in the country 4-1, will not help the cause of bringing players we want to Blues.

We have had success.

In 1993 when I bought Birmingham you were on the verge of extinction. The club was in administration, with years of lack of investment, both on and off the pitch. The ground was a disgrace, there was no infrastructure, no training ground and frankly the future was bleak.

But now we have a decent stadium, which we have spent £13 million on, and have invested just under £3 million on the infrastructure of the training ground.

A lot of supporters were asking ‘where has the money gone?’ The wage bill alone last season was £30 million and this does not include the costs of buying players – transfer fees etc – and any costs of running the football club such as rent, rates, equipment, infrastructure and police bills, to name but a few.

Since Steve Bruce was appointed and Alex McLeish took over we have spent £56 million net on players (this figure does not include wages, National Insurance contributions, sign-on fees or image rights). We have spent five of the last six seasons in the Premier League.

I like Steve and I do not want to disrespect him. But there were financial disaster buys. Clinton Morrison arrived for £3.75 million, with Andy Johnson going in the opposite direction for free. AJ was then sold on by CrystalPalace to Everton for £8 million. We got just £1.4 million for Clinton when we sold him back to Palace.

Millions of pounds of financial losses were made on the sales of David Dunn, Rowan Vine, Luciano Figueroa, Jesper Gronkjaer, Walter Pandiani and Robbie Blake.

Everybody says how great Blackburn have done – but what about Leeds, Nottingham Forest, Sheffield Wednesday, Sheffield United, Norwich, Ipswich, Southampton, Leicester and Coventry – to name just a few. None of these clubs have done as well as us.

This time last year everybody said how great Reading were – why couldn’t we be like them? And two years ago it was Charlton.

The truth is that IT’S NOT EASY RUNNING A FOOTBALL CLUB.

Trouble like that caused by supporters on Sunday shames the club and it changes the club in a harmful way.

When we joined we had a membership scheme because hooliganism was rife. Supporters and sponsors wouldn’t come. We changed the club through our various family and kids schemes.

We changed the atmosphere for the better and of that I am very proud. Please know that nobody will want to be associated with us if we go back to the trouble days, and if you genuinely want a new owner that’s the sure way to drive us away. Who wants to be associated with difficult, abusive and down right disgraceful supporters?

I don’t claim, and never have, that I have done everything right. I have made mistakes and if I had my time again would do some things differently. BUT I have always done what I thought was the best. I have put my heart, soul and my money into a club no-one else wanted in 1993.

I do not deserve to be treated this badly and I want to build bridges and bring the club success.

I believe that the good times will come back to us and this time next year we will be celebrating with a manager who has a great future and a team that live and die for you.

The best, I believe, is yet to come. Stand by us and we’ll stand by you. Don’t drive your best friend away.

As a final note, I think supporters should know that the journalist Pat Murphy, who wrote the piece to which I’m replying, is suing the club for thousands of pounds for personal injuries sustained following a fall from the TV gantry after the Arsenal game whilst carrying his equipment down the ladder.

This article was also printed today in the Birmingham Post as an agreed FULL right of reply to Pat Murphy’s column earlier in the week. However, the newspaper declined to publish the final paragraph. Birmingham City believes it is important its supporters know the full facts.

David Sullivan

The Latest BlueNosed Scandal – words of wisdom from StainedGlassintheTrinity

With rumours swirling around with regards to the latest in a long list of unsvoury incidents that seem to be the only way Birmingham’s Only Unsuccessful Club can ever make the headlines, we have this contribution from the well-informed research of someone who knows…For those new to this space please be aware that “Stained……” is so called due to his tireless work in promoting Villa Park as the only ground in English football to have stained glass windows in its stands, a testimony to the club’s long and sporadically glorious history. Unfortunately those windows were torn out drung the ground improvements under the ausopices of former Chairman, Doug Ellis, and may he go to his grave buried in guilt for doing so…But I digress…

On the topic of the recent arrests of BlueNose owner, Davd Sullivan and Chief Executive, Karren Brady, “Stained….” writes,

“Of course this isn’t the first time for Mr Sullivan to be on the wrong side of the law. Some years ago he was convicted and imprisoned for using his premises as a den of ill repute. But what I find strange is that a club spokesperson has stated something along the lines of ..’No financial gain has been made by Brady Sullivan or the club’. As if they are completely without guilt. So why then have they been arrested? Why has Sullivan’s tacky gaff been searched? A spot of Spring cleaning by London’s finest? I think not. There’s Shenanigans here, for sure.

Earlier today a reporter questioned Brady regarding the soon to be proven ‘you are well guilty the pair of you’ recent occurrences….Ms Brady failed to fail to say no comment and went on to say “it’s a strap on… eh, I mean it’s a stitch up and anyway I’m not a slag, well, not much of a one”.

Oh, dear, here we go again…

Corruption probe officers swoop on Birmingham City
Birmingham Evening Mail. Mar 19 2008 By Mark Cowan

BLUES bosses today promised to co-operate fully with police who raided St Andrew’s in their on-going football corruption probe.

Full story at…

http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2008/03/19/corruption-probe-officers-swoop-on-birmingham-city-97319-20645896/

A masterpiece in its simplicity…

By far the best thing ever produced by the BlueNose Fans or their team…
To the tune of “Oh when the Saints go marching in”…

“Oh when the beans,
 Come out the tin,
 Oh when the beans come out the tin,
 You put the bread in the toaster, 
Oh when the beans come out the tin.”…
Sung by the BlueNose hordes at West Ham recently…

The new BlueNose pitch at St. Arthur’s

Pitch at St. Arthur’s

Bruce Stevens – “Football Manager”

Bruce Stevens

The BlueNoses – you’ve just go to laff!…

A longer BlueNose Rant…
Favourite BlueNose Stories – due to their lifelong ability to continually and completely f*ck things up, both on and off the field, there are just loads of these but as I write these five sprang to mind immediately…
The Gypsies’ Curse
The faux-pas with the list of honours (Villa’s) in their yearbook
The “best-dressed” fans theory
The purchase of the F.A.Cup trophy by Chairman Gold
The crying Trevor Francis at the end of another calamitous play-off final loss

Favourite BlueNose Fans
Gregg Nicholls – my old mate though numerous connections: My Uncle Roland and his Dad were good friends in Brum’s Semi-pro Amateur Football scene; Handsworth Grammar School; His Dad and my girlfriend’s Dad were best mates and worked in the Used Car Business together; the early days of Route 66 when we’d sit around for hours and eat bread and cheese and hope for a customer..
Graeme Knight – H.G.S., early drinking days, and “cinema buddies”
BlueNosette Ann – Bren’s big mistake turned into his best move…
Paul Skinner – my best friend when I was 3
David Prentice – my 3rd best friend when I was 6

Least Favourite BlueNose Fans
Mr. Albert Skinner – Father of Paul Skinner, my best friend from age 3 to 12. Always taunting me as a young Villa-loving boy…Loser…
Mr. Len Prentice – Western Road neighbour who also taunted me if the BlueNoses won and the Villa lost and then encouraged his son, Stephen to become a BlueNose, leaving me as the only Villa fan at the bottom end of Western Road. Prick…
Stephen “Traitor” Prentice – see above. Prat…
Miserable Matthew (formerly Jolly Ted) Edwards – One of the worst kind of BlueNoses – very loud and opinionated about football and yet just does not understand the game at all. Hates the Villa with a passion. Wanker of the Highest Order…
Andrew Cunningham – my nemesis at Birches Green Junior School. Good footballer but ultimately a Tosser…

Favourite Villa v BlueNose matches…
1962-63 Villa 4 BlueNoses 0 – Six years old – my first Villa/BlueNose match – Uncle Alan Deakin scored one too!…
1968-69 Villa 1 BlueNoses 0 – with 50,00 plus in attendance it was the last home game in what was an otherwise miserable season…
1969-70 BlueNoses 0 Villa 2 – thanks to goals by Bruce Ricoh, “Born is the King of Villa Park”, and “Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat McMahon, Pat McMahon, Pat McMahon”…Also makes my “Top Five All-Time Happiest Days” …
1970-71 Villa 2 BlueNoses 0 – pre-season friendly that was certainly not a friendly, particularly around Witton Circle after the match but the result cheered up Villa fans no end as we about to embark upon our first season in Div 3…
2005-06 Villa 3 BlueNoses 1 – “You’re going down”…And I’m going for an extremely good drink and a curry with my friends…

Players of the BlueNosed persuasion whom I saw perform with distinction in a Villa shirt
Trevor Hockey
Geoff Vowden
Ron Wylie – was a Villa man in the first place
Malcolm Beard
Colin Withers

Players of the BlueNosed persuasion who I wouldn’t have minded seeing in a Villa shirt…
Maik Taylor – good keeper. Saw him be quite sporting on a couple of occasions and thought – “he’s alright”
Bob Hatton – just seemed like a nice bloke, and he is the only BlueNose player who I ever liked…
Barry Bridges – we used to practice his mid-air side-volleys for hours…and besides he was really a Chelsea player in my mind…
There are only three…

BlueNose All-Time Hate List – Limiting myself to five would just not be even close to covering this important category…
Trevor Francis
Gobby Cabbage
Kenny Burns
Johnny Vincent
Shady, Gullible, and Sold
Trevor Francis
Mark Dennis
Bob Latchford
Jim Herriot
Trevor Francis
Darren Handbag
Garry Pendrey
Roger Hynd
Kevan Broadhurst
Trevor Francis
Darren Carter
Kevin Dillon
Emile Heskey – the club’s biggest ever signing!
Joe Gallagher
Freddie Goodwin
Barry Fry
Steve Bruce
Trevor Francis

A short BlueNose Rant

If the fifth richest man in the world does indeed buy the BlueNoses it would obviously not be the best business decision he has ever made. Nevertheless, if this were to happen, then I, as one of the “Villa Scum” (Nicholls, May 26th, 2007), would not be happy of course – anything slightly optimistic emanating from St. Arthur’s is a little irritating, and besides, I hate to see hard-earned rupees go down the drain when a good Balti house could be opened on the corner of Holly Lane and Orphanage Road. However, that being said, as I sit on the settee I am certainly not “shitting”, in fact I’m not even passing the slightest of winds…
And for good reason…As as happened for the entire 132 years of their inept history the Sad Bastard BlueNoses will inevitably find a way to f*ck things up, both on and off the pitch; they will remain Brum’s ‘other team” and its only unsuccessful club; and I have no doubt whatsoever that sustained success, trophies and titles will not be forthcoming. It’s just the way it is…
Claret & Light Blue and having a nice day…

More BlueNosed Follies

Gentlemen…In the past few days, the BlueNoses managed to hit one of their high points of ineptness off the field with Diary-Gate and one welcomes the justified ridicule. Printing the substantial honours list of your big rivals as a list of your own accomplishments, which would be..well…nothing, is very amusing, and yet, if it were some team deserving of some sympathy, quite poignant. Fortunately it is not… However, we are supposed to adhere to The Castle Vale Kid’s humble plea of “please, for your own sakes, don’t milk it” – sounds like it may be more for his sake, wouldn’t you say??…”Milk it!”, I say…
Then to top this pathetic incident they manage to take it to another level with the postponement of their match due to problems with the newly-laid pitch…As reported on the BBC website, “This is the first time a senior game in English football has been postponed due to a newly-laid pitch not being ready.”…Letting them play on a parks pitch would be applicable at this point – something befitting the level of the club’s organization and “professionalism”…
Claret & Light Blue and waiting for the next cock-up at St. Arthur’s…